Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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Two men were walking home from a Halloween party and decided to take the shortcut through the graveyard, which suited the Halloween spirit just right.

While they were telling Halloween jokes, they suddenly heard a noise between the graves. Tack tock tock. Frightened with fear, they went on and found an old man working on a tombstone with a chisel and hammer.
After the first recovered, he asked the man, "Man, you scared us to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you chiseling around here in the middle of the night?”

“Those idiots!” muttered the old gray man. “Those stupid stonemasons spelled my name wrong!”

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The German word “Ungeheuer” means “monster”.

The German word “ungeheuer” means “very”.

So:
“Das Hemd steht dir ungeheuer gut”
means
“This shirt suits you very well”

But:
“Das Hemd steht dir Ungeheuer gut”
means
“This shirt suits you well, you monster”

Enjoy our language! :joy::joy:

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This one only works in German

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We have the same problem with the word “Prick”, it can have two meanings :laughing:

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@Lukas156546 damit sollte es funktionieren…. :grin:

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