Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

ok smart ass for that im gonna blitz this topic with german jokes :rofl: :rofl:

it was a joke ie: questionable wording that was the mudda fukin joke you obstinate wanker :rofl:

but the word NEIN appears and that is german :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

first of many :rofl: :rofl:
A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog.

After he climbed out, he said, “Here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine.”

I asked him, “Are you a vet?”

He said, “Vet? I’m soaking!”

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Haha that was a funny one. Go on make jokes about my fellow countrymen. I do not mind. I am not like the typical German at all :grin::joy:

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Grandma is always saying to me, “Hey what’s the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff?”

Alzheimer, Grandma, it’s Alzheimer.

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