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King Charles decided to take up jogging.
Every day, he’d jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
“One hundred and fifty pounds!” she’d shout from the curb.
“No! Five pounds!” He would fire back, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He’d run by and she’d yell, “One hundred and fifty pounds!”
He’d yell back, “Five pounds!”
One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the working woman’s street corner, King Charles realised she’d bark her 150 pound offer and Camilla would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.
He figured he’d better have a good explanation for his wife.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker.
He tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, “See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard?!”
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Centre de gravité différent ? Insinuerais-tu que c’est parceque la tête est vide ? 
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There i was driving down the road minding my own buisness ,when 3 blokes decided to cross the road in front of me, Well safe to say the inevitable happened and i ploughed right into them. one of them came crashing through my window screen ,one bounced of my bonnet and the other went flying over the roof and landed 200 yards up the road , the police where called and this big grumpy looking police sergeant was looking around the scene to take stock of what had happened then decided to arrest and charge the 3 men ,He charged the 1st man with breaking and entering the 2nd man with criminal damage and the 3rd man with fleeing the scene of a crime. Turns out they where 3 peadophiles on there way to report to there prohibation officers 
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Over the years, people have started calling their kids after expensive luxury items like Mercedes, Chardonnay, & Dior. Well my nieghbour as just had twins and i have heard she as named them , Gas & Electric. 
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