Thanks a lot. I’ll take it down.
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.’
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!’
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thats me except im bent over the otherway lol
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i used to go out with this girl called julie who was a twin , , and they used to swap to try and fool me , but i have to admit i wasnt easily fooled ,Julie had blonde hair ,whilst Dave had a moustache 
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Haha cool. The “guy” has a name ? 
I happened to be there by chance, I don’t know him or the owners.
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Ah I thought it was your house 
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hey, is that me in the tree with my binoculars?
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