Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

This must not have been as funny as she thought it was.

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The dumbest ones are always the best ones :grin:

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This is what he is singing, I may have the boons farm bit wrong but that’s what it sounded like to my ears. :hear_no_evil:

My baby loves me, she knows we ain’t rich but I got her back if she got an itch
That dollar menu at the Micky Ds gets that 4 piece nugget that don’t bother me
it’s been a little while since I got paid, got me diggin for change in the ash tray
we fancy like dollar tree on a Monday in a tank top & blue jeans, and we can’t go home cause our gas lights on and our pay checks spent but we still owe rent, it’s ok I’ll call my best friend he has a gas can and he’s on the way, we gonna sit boons farm with our sun burnt arms, we got it made fancy like dollar tree.

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Now that is a good question…

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got to love those charity appeals ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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The year is 2024. There are machines which can look through skin and see bones. There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped. There’s even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a single drop of spit. However, when I need my prostate checking, a man still sticks his finger up my arsehole and wiggles It about.* :crazy_face: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Thanks Justy, I appreciate it, but you shouldn’t have gone to all that trouble. Now I understand, though. I have no idea what that woman was laughing so hard about. That, to me, just was not funny, at all. Maybe it was the way he sang it, I don’t know.

never give up!

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