Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at the Biker and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
The Biker says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

The Biker replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
The biker took the money.

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The legends will know…:crazy_face:

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Very Funny Lol GIF by Corporate Bro

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The perfect lady doesn’t exis…….:crazy_face::crazy_face:

Wonder if she smokes…:thinking:

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Took me a while to see it but for those wondering, the 4-way power board is hanging on the wall just above and to the right of what you are currently looking at :crazy_face:

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That’s when you reply I can’t tell, your clothing is in the way.

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Depends how hard you fuck her :joy::joy::joy:

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You can find it on YOUTUBE itself. If you want to, you should follow the link there (right click).
It’s a halftime show game between various NFL mascots and a children’s team…

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