I forgot about Pastafarianism. That would also be an option…
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Sorry JonR The Church of Bacon for me. 
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Yes. A life without bacon is possible but has no sense at all 
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OH well! here i am earlier than my normal time , but just got kicked out of the old folks club , didnt even get a dinner, so heres what happened , one of the ladies brought some pumpkins in for us old folks to carve and decorate , was really getting creative then one of the ladies said ok i want you one at a time to bring your pumpkins up and show to the rest of group your creations , well i decided to go last as i hadnt quite finished , there was so many silly looking creations believe me , then it was my turn to show off my creation , needless to say there was a few gasp and quite a few giggles when i showed the group my creation , guess ive been a member here to long hey??? 
by the way ! not a true story!
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This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
The Biker says, “You know what, I bet he will.” The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
The Biker replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
The biker took the money.
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