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Oh no. He ate Lucky 
- Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
- Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.
- Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
- What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa).
- What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits?”
- How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
- Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
- How does a wiener go camping?
In a Wiener-bago.
- My wife asked me to spoon in bed, but…
I’d rather fork.
- What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Only one has nuts.
- What does the horny toad say?
Rub it.
- What do you call a nanny with breast implants?
A faux-pair.
- What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.
- What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
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“I think I just peed my pants” 
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