Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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While shopping earlier today,I picked up some chicken legs.II took them to the checkout where this very young blonde cashier was sitting ,Just before the young lady rang them up, I asked if she knew whether they were front or back legs. She paused for a moment,read everything she could on the package and not finding the answer said; “I don’t know. Let me go ask my manager”. She came back a few minutes later ,looked at me.and said, NOT FUNNY!! I said, I’m sorry but I thought it was. The guy behind me laughing hysterically blurted out…NOT FUNNY, IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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Subwoofer

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Trump needs this

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Reminds me of this joke:

They say the new Windows95 can do everything because of its new 16bit architecture. Well if I had 16 Bit I also think that I can do everything :joy::joy:

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I suspect, however, that it is not really understood outside of Germany :wink:

for everyone else: Bitburger, called Bit for short, is a german brewery / ■■■■ brand

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