Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

[Lukas156546]

@letsdothis Wife says : if you miss this one, i will not talk to you for a whole week

[letsdothis]

You blasphemer!!

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@Lukas156546

He had to name a bodypart starting with T
Titties was his answer

Thanks a lot for the subtitles. Much appreciated.

[Lukas156546]

I still have juicy stories about Jehovah’s Witnesses who knocked on my door,

I won’t share them here, but believe me, I’m on a list in bold letters and they will never ring here again

[letsdothis]

@Lukas156546

he replaced the sound of his horn with gunfire

I do appreciate the subtitles, but it already had subtitles.

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[jabbath1987]

Come on share them

[Lukas156546]

nope, i might end up in the place where somebody wished me a while ago

[John78]

What can possibly be that bad, you came out naked to them, done the helicopter ?

You asked them to confess on their knees ?

[Lukas156546]

to name a small thing, I accused them of c___d a___e and m____r

because they do not allow their c___dren to receive a b___d transfusion if they need it after birth

but there was much more

[John78]

Oh ok, now i understand why we should leave it as it is

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[letsdothis]

I think he got that wrong. It looks like they’re dodging hailstones.

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