Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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sounds almost like the original :rofl:

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There must have been an echo?
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it was a seagull answering the woman’s cry

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i have already posted this in the "Do you know " topic , but think it deserves a place in here aswell :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Did you know that in the state of Missouri in America there is a town called URANUS .
well i can hear you thinking whats so speacial about that :thinking:
well sit back and let me explain , first we shall start with the name of the town Ur-anus .Then we will move on to the town itself ,when entering the town by the 14400 state higway the 1st and 2nd signs you see are

now you are probably sat there with a smile on your face but it gets better , do you want to know what the first building /shop you see is called , well get this its The Uranus Fudge Factory :crazy_face: i mean you just cant make it up , but to top it all off .If you go to there website ,this is what it says
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Uranus Fudge Factory

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Uranus Fudge Factory

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The Best Fudge and Other Gifts come from Uranus.

Fudge from Uranus

A Taste of Uranus - Chocolate Fudge - Toffee Bar Fudge -

Gifts From Uranus

Quick Pick Packages - Magnets - Stuffed A____ls - Mugs - Koozies

T-Shirts

Uranus T-Shirts Be famous with Uranus!

About Us

Uranus Fudge Factory on Historic Route 66 in Uranus, Missouri is …

Uranus #3 is Coming!

now im i tears here typing this , it could be because im a sick twisted fuk , or not look at yourself if your in the same way as me then i know im not loosing my marbles :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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deffo got it , as i remember a simialar scenario with a friend and his bug , got me good n proper the wanker :crazy_face: :crazy_face:

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The results are in

People young and old gathered in De Panne, Belgium, on April 21, for the European Championships of Gullscreeching . Footage recorded by Niel Van Herck shows the event, where competitors – often in fancy dress – did their best impressions of a screeching seagull while a full house watched on.

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yeah… if that’s the benchmark, surely >90% of us here are gay :rofl: :man_facepalming: :rofl:
It’s amazing how otherworldly some people are. assuming the writer really thinks that way and didn’t just want to troll someone

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What’s the original, and could you you tell me what’s happening in this video? What’s it saying? Thanks very much.

im so glad you included yourself into the 90%? .thats so brave of you for comming out, im sure @David and a few others will be glad to know there are others , but sadly alas i must be in that 10% minority group , NO im not jealous ,because if you look at it logically myself and maybe a couple of other members belong in a sub section group of 0.5% no sexuall oreintation due to lack of capabilities :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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funny but still think this american version is better

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