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Ron Chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about a_____l a___e and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
Ron replied, “That would be my wife.”
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At least he had pants on 
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