Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

and this one is for @Lukas156546 my main competitor :rofl: :rofl:

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back on duty you old bugger?

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this one reflects on our pal @jabbath1987 knows every detail of vhtv :rofl:

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and seeing as there is a an uneasy amount of germans in this group , the rest of us are wondering "DO YOU ? :rofl:

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to keep everybody satisfied then…

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fuckin brilliant ,love it , best one yet :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ouch that hurt :rofl:

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Well i did it!! i set money aside to pay cash and it’s finally here.took me nigh on 20 years of scrimping and scr____g to get it ,i am so Looking forward to using it every single weekend. its really good quality and very comfy. But like anything new some b___dy turnip head decided he had to ruin it. and parked his RV in front of my brand new Picnic Table. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :rofl: :rofl:

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…and here it is claimed that German is a difficult language… :crazy_face:

I recently saw an explanatory video about the weird plurals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rhxeDInKu8

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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

“Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”

“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,

“Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

“Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks “and” a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride.”

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out…

“Look Dad” “You’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley… YOU RIDE IT!!”

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