not my fault ,i got rich before the world decided to fuk up life ,i bought my farm for and land in 1975 for £69000 , now its worth 100 times more : i dont grow or cultivate salt , but if you need milk or cow meat ,i can easily help you there 
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Well, you first check if they have…errrmm…apples ?
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ouchhhhhh
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sorry i had to laugh , been in a simialar circumstance many times and the bitch laughed , so that laughing emoji is payback bitch lol 
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This is how you get born with 19 and a half toes and only one eye and 5 teeth.
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Surely this isn’t the voice of experience speaking?! 
OK now I have to ask…how many toes, eyes and teeth do you possess (and yes they DO have to be your own)?!!
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toes 10 - eyes 4 ,teeth none , jesus im b___dy inbred
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You have no teeth? Well in that case, may I refer you back to THIS post further up the page (click on the blue link)…
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well it ripped my nut sack so yes in a way you could say i had a labia
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