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A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive…
After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. He settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, suddenly he hears the doorbell ring.
It’s the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay. “It doesn’t matter,” answers the doctor. “Look, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting. Do you want one to help you relax?”
“I accept, thanks! I had a very hectic day.” She answers.
He gives her a _____, sits down in front of her and they start talking.
Suddenly someone is heard opening the entrance office door. The doctor looks worried, gets up, and says: “My wife! Quick, take off your clothes and spread your legs, otherwise, she might think there is some nonsense going on!”
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Guy and a gal just getting to know each other, guy asks, “You got any tattoos?”
“Matter of fact I do, and I’m quite proud of them.” He’s curious and grins with approval, she says,”My favorite singers, Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley.”
“No kidding, can I see them?”
She answers in a shy way ,“Sure, but there on my inner thigh each side; and I’m not wearing panties.”
“I’m okay if you are.” With that she removes her pants and sits on a chair, sure enough, one on each side. He’s looking them over,”Well what do you think?”
“Well, I don’t know, I can’t really tell them apart; but that sure as hell is Willie Nelson in the middle!”
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Three women are in the gynecologist’s waiting room discussing their pregnancies. The first woman says:” I know I’m having a boy because I was on top when he was conceived.” The second woman says: “I know that I’m having a girl because I was on the bottom when she was conceived.” They look at the third woman and ask what she is having and she blushes before saying: “I guess it will be puppies.”
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not really into those robo vacum cleaners but was tempted by this offer thinking of getting it and sending it to the m____r inlaw for a anniversary gift 
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