Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

Yes, that’s really funny, I must say. Clever too, in terms of wording, concept and editing (I use Photoshop so I have a pretty good idea how that was done, using quite a fun and interesting colouring technique). :slight_smile: :lion:

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Thanks, David. I had a feeling it was derogatory in some way.

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Someone asked me what sex is like at 70. I said brilliant but I live at number 34. :wink:

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Pinching my previous posts eh, is nothing sacred on here ( post 8181) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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8181?? :thinking:

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https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes/15275/6225?u=john78

I believe that Rob meant this one (6181)

Yeah,got me 8’s and 6’s mixed up :laughing:

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oh man , blame on me…
i am so sorry sir

at least that post is funny and does not need any explanation :slight_smile:

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Since there was little to do on the forum, I went outside to play in the snow

nice huh?

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

  3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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for the married / divorced guys on here :rofl:

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