The sole of the sandal was the first thing that I noticed. Along with the buckles of the straps of the sandal. 
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can🤣
“Oh, you two are cute. Are you twins, or why did your mommy dress you the same?”
“Ok, that’s enough! Driver’s license and vehicle documents please!”
Because he can’t find anyone else who will lick them for him?! 
Teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?"
“Four!", The student responds.
“Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have an ass in the room," the teacher orders a front bencher.
“And for me a coffee!”, the student added.
The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room.
The student was, by the way, the humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895-1971), better known as the “Baron de Itararé”.
On his way out of the classroom, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher:
"You asked me how many kidneys ‘we have’. We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
The above story is, IMHO, quite funny, but it’s more than that.
(Note: I didn’t write the next paragraph.)
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge. Sometimes people, because they have a little more knowledge or ‘believe’ that they have it, feel they have the right to underestimate others.
…And of course, he was quite right!
Testing vibrators …on concrete. This video is hilarious 
