This just makes me want to see the entire person to whom that is attached!
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar, “Can I buy you a _____?” I asked.
“Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
"“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, "Go on then, I’ll have a white ■■■■ please.
A few _____s later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”
I said, “My wife found out.”
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Cheese paradox:
The more cheese, the more holes.
The more holes, the less cheese.
Ergo: the more cheese, the less cheese.
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