But a cute whale 
priest to altar boy:
“Son, at some point there will be a good Christian in you too”
Unfortunately, it would be funnier if it weren’t a reality too often
A boys catholic school is flying to Hawaii for a trip. The pilot asks the Priest to come to the cockpit.
“Look f____r we have a fuel leak and we’re not gonna make it. I got two parachutes, I’m taking one and you can have the other.”
The Priest asks “What about the c___dren?”
“Fuck 'em” replies the pilot.
“Do I have time for that?” inquires the priest.
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I am genuinely dumbfounded by the fact that neither of them knew how to use a funnel! 
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It looks like a piece of clay that someone shaped to look like a dick, sitting on a table with some more clay around it. It even has what looks like initials carved across the center.
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You beat me to the punch. I was going to post that, too.
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But if I stand naked in front of a woman will she accept that 90% is under water? 
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