Well not really a joke but a quite funny situation I encountered today:
I was in office today and we had a big meeting. One of my coworkers asked about some other guy and why he is never there. He said “Well that guy always disappears like the car keys between the cushions of the sofa” Well that was already funny. 
After that one of our project directors got up and pulled his keys attached to a foxtail out of his pocket. He said: “I had that problem losing my keys in the past too but now I attached the toy of my girlfriend to them and I never lose them anymore” You can guess what that foxtail belonged too? Ahahaha
The whole room was bursting in laughter and we could not stop laughing for several minutes
Leave him there, he’s going to grow up as a right prat.
Please remove your boat sir,
no i will not do that…
ok, i will do it for you
