I just got my boyfriend a ‘get better soon’ card.
He’s not sick, I just think he can get better.
A f____r buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
At the table he asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Okay, Okay, I was at a friends house watching movies.”
Dad asks, “What movies did you watch?”
Son say, “We watched Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son again. Son says, “Okay, Okay. We were watching dirty stuff.”
Dad says, “What! At your age I didn’t even know what dirty stuff was.” The robot slaps the f____r.
Mom laughs and says, “After all… he’s your son.” Robot slaps the m____r.
Robot is now for sale.
If you think you have a bad day…
just have a look at this poor little squirrel
