So after landing my new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice c___dren you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins.
The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda .”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
This claw machine gives real prizes.
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Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, “I was cleaning the f____r’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in the f____r’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.”
“Oh my,” gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked.
“I poked holes in all of them,” she replied.
The third nun said, “Oh s__t.”
@robwin When did they increase consecutive posts to 12? Or, is it unlimited, now?
