A woman had a secret affair with a certain Willem, while her husband was at work.
One day she was lying in bed with Willem when she suddenly heard her husband’s car coming into the driveway.
“Oh my God, hurry! Grab your clothes,” she called to Willem, “and jump out the window, my husband is coming home.” Willem said: “Yes, but I can’t jump out of the window, it’s raining!”
“Wow, the rain is the least of your worries! If he sees both of us, he’ll k__l us!”
So the lover grabs his clothes and jumps out the window and started running…
As he ran, he soon discovered that he was in the middle of the annual city marathon.
So he decided to run along with the 300 others.
Willem was still naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm…
After a while, a marathon runner came running next to him and asked, “Do you always run naked?”
The man: “Yes, it feels great, you feel the air blowing against your skin while running.”
Another marathoner came running next to him and asked:
“Do you always wear your clothes under your arm when running?”
The man: “Yes, I can get dressed immediately at the end of the marathon and drive home in my car.”
Then a third marathon runner came running beside him and asked:
“Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
Willem: “Only when it rains."
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I made that on Coronation Day! LOL
