Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

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I didn’t know you are German?

You lost me there i’m afraid? :rofl:

bandicam 2022-03-16 17-32-22-003

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I never have that problem. I always fill up for 50€ :joy: :joy:

Well i always top up with £40 so no more expensive for me either, was £40 last month and £40 this month too :rofl:

I think he’s comparing your jokes to Jabba’s, about which he said… :rofl:

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Instructions to an Irish man who is laying turf for a lawn.
Always lay green side up.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra.

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where did prince Charles come on his honeymoon, Indiana

Whats the diff between a man and a warthog? A warthog dont have to _____ a 12 pack to fuck a pig

What do you call a pretty girl in Poland? A visitor

TV game show ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ to be relaunched as ‘Who Wants a Full Tank’.

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Should have put Putin in the chair :rofl:

10 + 10 and 11 + 11 equal the same number. 10 + 10 = 20 and 11 + 11 equals 20 too. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Sorry I do not get that? Do I need to be a native English speaker to understand?