Customer: “How much are these tomatoes?”
Owner: “Ninety-nine cents a pound.”
Customer: “What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!”
Owner: “Then why don’t you shop there?”
Customer: “They don’t have any today.”
Owner: “Well, when I don’t have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!”
How can it be his future c___d if he’s here now 
