speaking of wifi names…someone came up with the perfect name for a mobile hotspot to match the conspiracies with the chips in the corona vaccinations
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some hobbies don’t need to be understood…
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says ‘I’ve got bad news, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD, it’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the UK. We know very little about it.’ The man looks perplexed and says,‘Well give me an injection or something to fix me up. The doctor answers, ‘I’m sorry there’s no known cure and we’ll have to amputate your penis.’ The man screams in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.’ The doctor replies, ‘Well it’s your choice, go ahead if you want but surgery is your only option.’ The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor thinking he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines him and says ‘Ah yes, Mongolian VD is vewy ware disease.’ The man says to the doctor ‘Yeah, yeah I already know that but what can we do?’ doctor wants to cut off my penis!’ The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. ‘Stupid docttah always want opawate. Make mowh money dat way. No need ghsamputate!’ ‘Oh thank God’ the man exclaims. 'Yes, says the Chinese doctor, Wait two weeks, fawl off by itself.
After no sex for 5 years a woman goes to see sex ther____t Dr Chang.He says "Take off your croase,get down and craw reery fast to otherside room."She does."Ok,craw reery fast back."As she did this Dr Chang shook his head."Your problem vewy vewy bad,worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why you get no man."She says "God,what is Ed Zachary disease."Dr says “Its when your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.”
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.
“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his f____r for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His f____r looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your m____r if she would s___p with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would s___p with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his m____r. “Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you s___p with Robert Redford?”
“Don’t tell your f____r, but yes, I would,” she replies.
He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you s___p with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”
The kid goes back to his f____r. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts.”
