A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.
He asks his f____r for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
His f____r looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll demonstrate.
Go ask your m____r if she would s___p with Robert Redford for a million pounds.
Then go ask your sister if she would s___p with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Then come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”
The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his m____r. “Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you s___p with Robert Redford?”
“Don’t tell your f____r, but yes, I would,” she replies.
He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you s___p with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”
The kid goes back to his f____r. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts.”
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