This pic was generated with Midjourney v5. The girl doesn’t exist in reality but for sure nobody will ever be capable of telling it. It is scary what will happen in the very near future 
really looking forward to that…
anything better than what i have now 
his name is Hendrik?
After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day …
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into
the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly,
I then said, “Nice c___dren you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don’t be f–ing stupid. Of course they aren’t twins.
The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’ s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I replied, "I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam… I just couldn’t believe someone screwed you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
My Supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant .
“Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.
Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, I gave him Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!’”
“Thunderin’ lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?” asks the doctor
"I put drops in her eyes."
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom.
On the way back to bed, he passed his parents room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing.
He called to his dad, “Hey Dad, what are you doing?”
The dad answered, “Playing Cards”.
Little Johnny asked, “Whose your partner?”
The dad answered, “Your mum”.
Little Johnny then passed by his older sister’s room. Again, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his sister, “Hey Sis, what are you doing?”
The sister answered, “Playing Cards.”
Little Johnny asked, “Whose your partner?”
She answered, “My boyfriend, Paul.”
A little later, the Dad got up and went to the bathroom (naturally).
As he passed Little Johnny’s room, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his son, “Hey son, what are you doing?”
Little Johnny answered, “Playing Cards.”
The Dad asked, “Really? Whose your partner?”
Little Johnny answered,… "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand!
