After three months of maneuvers, the general stands in front of the assemb__d troops and announces:
“Soldiers! We finally got permission from the General Staff to change underwear. So: Meier changes with Schulz, Schmidt with Lehmann, Schneider with Ludwig…”
That is my spirt plant. 
Honey, we’ve had a wonderful first winter together between the sheets and I thank you. But now it’s time to pause for a month or so for my Religion, it’s Lent.
It’s lent !? That’s the silliest thing I ever heard of ! To who and for how long ?!
