Showing your age now mate 
About the comedy skit I mentioned earlier in another topic. it works @letsdothis
Edit - No it doesn’t. If anyone is interested, type this into the YouTube search: Stephen Hawking Comic Relief 2015 ‘Little Britain Sketch’ (Full)
Harold: “That singer has a terrible voice. Who is she, anyway?”
Joe: “She’s my wife.”
Harold: “Well, uhm, uh, I didn’t really mean her voice, I meant the awful music she has to sing. Who wrote it, anyway?”
Joe: “I did.”
computer says no
reminds me of the sign above some urinals:
Step closer, it’s shorter than you think