The computer science student grabs his schoolmates tits.
She screams: “Hey that’s private”
He: “Sure I know but no problem as we are in same class” 
Why do .NET programmers not need any glasses? - Because they C# 
Girlfriend of IT guy tells him: “Please when you go shopping remember 10 eggs and if they have flour bring two”
The guy returns with two eggs.
She: “Why did you bring only two eggs?”
He: “Well they had flour”
I sure wish TikTok had subtitles. It looked pretty funny.
As a non-coder, this is over my head.
C and C+ is a programing language. Also I think he was trying to say he didn’t need glasses because he could “see” = C. 
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This part I knew, but I’ve never heard of C#. I think it may have worked better if he had left it as C. Thanks for the clarification.
C# is spoken C sharp or pronounced “see sharp”.
So they don’t need glasses because they see sharp
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There are 10 kinds of people. The ones who understand the binary system and the ones who don’t
01001111 01101000 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011
I could have added each pair of numbers, converted each one to decimal or converted each to text. I chose the later and came up with–Oh yes.
Full transparency, I cheated. I used a translator.
