Funny's & Jokes (Part 1)

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his c___dren to a meeting…

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do…” the man continued. “Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

And so they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the c___dren replanted one, and so did their c___dren, and their c___dren after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline

The monster people under the couch need me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MyPeopleNeedMe/comments/108dzbl/the_monster_people_underneath_the_couch_needs_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb

ROTFLMAO!!! A lot of times, I wish I could give more than one laughing emoji to show how much it made me laugh. This was definitely one of those times. You had me laughing out loud with tears in my eyes.
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I wish I knew what was said, but there were no subtitles. (I’m deaf. Sorry, I know you know that.)
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Fri da go mam

Free to go mam

Thanks , Cross. That’s funny.
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@NotSeth when reading the forum :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Hah that’s cute that you think I wait. :smiling_imp:

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Are you sure it was the joke and not the onion that brought a tear to your eye.

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Oh you are still with us,i thought you had bumped us. :+1:

Yer naw thit lucky. :upside_down_face:

Hip hip hooray yippee huge rounds of applause JB has actually communicated with me,well slap ma thigh and call me roger,a canny believe it, :wink: :wink: :+1:


only funny as a spectator…

Did they let Schettino out of prison already? :rofl: :rofl:

he probably fell out of the prison by accident…