Faye

[BigJock21]

Pointless putting a tack in after a 6inch nail

[Eldred88221]

Spoil sport.

[1313_Mockingbird_Ln]

Still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating biscuits .

[1313_Mockingbird_Ln]

Have to clean it for some people.

[jabbath1987]

I hate crumbs in bed. Kicking her out of bed and fuck on the floor

[1313_Mockingbird_Ln]

Fuck her off the bed and right on the floor. She can clean it up later.

[Eldred88221]

@1313_Mockingbird_Ln I woz enjoying our bit o’ banter, shame there’s always one who put the mockers on it, see ya later me ol’ china.

[Eldred88221]

This has to be some kind of record, Faye has been fully dressed for over 4 hours now

p.s. I see natty Barnet boy has taken his almonds off.

[Mohrchi]

Bathing with Faye…

[Eldred88221]

I don’t fink she’s got enuff spuds there for one person.

[Samson217768]

She’s just _____ 24 hours a day!!!

[GladNGrumpy]

Faye getting teady to chop some potatoes. And she does have a lovely smile

[BigJock21]

The head of what a____l is she cooking?

[GladNGrumpy]

Do we really want to know? I still have memories of my grandparents eating fish heads, even the eyes. So perhaps not take this one further

[Arely163210]

Sasquatch aka Big Foot

[PacerColtsFan181062]

What’s up with the big food that they eat?

[Eldred88221]

Well, her neighbour was asking if Faye had seen her dog lately.

[Eldred88221]

I don’t care wot they say, ya can’t 'ave to many pictures of Fayes aris.

[1313_Mockingbird_Ln]

Even if em frowin’ a sausage down Rovverhive.

[letsdothis]

@1313_Mockingbird_Ln

Even if em frowin’ a sausage down Rovverhive

Don’t you start, too.

I love Cockney rhyming slang, I just don’t know the rhymes or their meanings. Maybe you guys could post the full rhymes with their meanings, so everyone could be in on the fun.