I am like this 2 people, I like much to watch them, they are much in love, beautiful girl and her man, much love together.
Has he got a license for that weapon?
It’s just a towel…
Oh no hang on, you meant…
PENIS! Dong, schlong, tallywhacker, dangly bits, one-eyed trouser snake, luncheon meat, bockwurst, pink oboe, uphill bung, todger, tinkler, willy, dick, cock, budgie, fleshy screw, bludgeon, hope and glory, spitting worm, larynx masher, bitch splitter, furry friend, hooded snorkeller…
That’s what I meant. 
Go on, tell me - be honest…
How many of those names (some of which I haven’t heard of myself, if I am honest) did you look up?!
None, but I did make some up.
Because. 
Oh well no wonder I hadn’t heard of some of them then!
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Am I - naughty …?
Yes very…
Bend over and let me spa…oh no, let’s not go there!
Me? Ow!
I think you forgot “ding a ling” as in the song
Hey, c’mon, that was pretty good for someone who just crawled out of bed, but yeah, missed that one. missed mutton dagger and pork sword too.
All good, I remember listening to that song when I was very young
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Same. Forbidden, but listened to anyway. Ha!
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