Putin went to a fortune-teller and asked about his future…
“You’re riding in a limousine through Moscow and people are shouting and cheering”… said the fortune-teller.
“Oh, that’s great”, Putin said, “Am I waving to them?”.
“No, unfortunately you can’t”, said the fortune-teller…
“Oh, why can’t I?” asked Putin, angrily,
but turned pale at the explanation:
“The lid of the coffin is closed”.
How do you control whose gas goes into your home? This sounds a little like…
Patrick Lancaster is a rather dubious ‘reporter’ to say the least and is not impartial at all as he always has a twisted narrative to tell and that is usually that the west is bad and justifying Russia’s actions. He is a regular reporter for Russia Today and for that very fact I cannot take his reports as factual.
I don’t care if he’s 15 he needs his bell rung pretty damn hard
Preferably dropped on his head from 20 metres 
100 T-72s tanks stored here in Lublin in eastern Poland have “disappeared” a few days ago according to people living nearby in Lublin and they saw them being transported out of there on train trucks. These tanks have recently been modernised to the T-72M1R standard (thermal sight and other upgrades).
They were being upgraded by Zakłady Mechaniczne “BUMAR - ŁABĘDY” SA.
I wonder where they are now. 
Russian oligarch wives and Instagram “models” are outraged by Chanel’s decision to leave Russia and are now posting videos of themselves cutting up their handbags from @CHANEL
Which marketing genius told females that having their lips pumped up makes them attractive? One helluva con trick - IMHO they are ugly, ugly, ugly. My neice has had them done and I find it really difficult to not stare! Or is it just me?
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I have no idea. Show us your niece.
Nope same here. Looks not attractive at all.
Nice try, no cigar!
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Hate it. Makes them look like blow-up dolls.
Who’s that. A prostitute Putin hires?
It’s the woman tearing up her Chanel handbag.
And she was sucking Russian politicians?
I don’t see a better way how to use them honestly
I don’t know, I was using the common VHTV definition of surmising. 
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In her defense: we of all people can not look down on women performing sex in front of camera’s.
Only when they are fucking the Nazis in Russian government