you said (one )true fact
1 = you prefer soft _____s ?
2 = your 36 years old ?
3 = you havent ever _____ ■■■■ or any a_____l ?
4 = you have never smoked ?
5 = you have been a good boy all your life ?
SO COME ON GIVE US A CLUE WHICH ONE IS TRUE 
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You won’t beat good old Zummerset cider from our local breweries in it’s many forms and tastes.
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I actually found myself reading that comment out loud, with the appropriate accent (and I don’t come from that part of the country)!!! 
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Fuck me i am amazed b___dy good likeness 
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got it of your FB profile
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Bastard, don’t tell every fucker else they will all want a copy, not my fault i’m so b___dy andsome
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Oops my bad that was 4 facts:rofl: what I said is all true 
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Thatchers Dry comes to mind now. A tasty tipple good for quenching ones thirst, Cheers (well it is poets day)
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I wonder, have you tried Thatcher’s B___d Orange variety of cider? I can get that in one of my local pubs.
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Is that not a Perry rather than a cider?
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Not yet David but I will try it over the weekend. Cheers
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A pint glass full of ice and a pint bottle of magners can’t be beaten on a hot summers day 
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No because perry is pair based. This most definitely is not.
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Pair??? Is that two bottles then
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No that would be a brace robwin which should make a quart if they are in a proper bottlle 
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Always thought two of they things with wings where known as a brace apart from they things which hold yer trousers up
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Oh yeah the other one…pear!
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Quite right I was trying to be clever and put my foot in my mouth again. I will engage brain before posting in future. 
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Are we on the same wave length pal? from confused.com lol
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