Berg & Freya

I wish my maid looked like that, OH how I wish.

she will do after mine

A tidy home is a happy home, David. :nerd_face:

sorry i was the first to ask her one more time :laughing:
you have to wait your turn

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Well yes and he certainly did a thorough job of it. He doesn’t seem to do things half heartedly, that’s for sure.

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I wish I had a maid :rofl:

They don’t have a lot else to do in that apartment, in all truth. Short of moving the pot plants to new and interesting places what else apart from sex are they going to do?
Apart from sex and exercising. And cooking. And s___ping. Apart from those. And watching TV and using their phones and the laptop. Apart from those. What, David, what?!

Well I was quite happy the other day watching Berg doing whatever. It wouldn’t have mattered to me what he was doing. I was captivated! :blush:

He’d be great as a living banquet table. chuck some vines leaves on his back and down his legs, whack some sushi on that and keep the soy sauce wedged between his buttocks. Marvellous idea. Who wouldn’t want to eat off Berg? :chopsticks: :sushi:

Freya could tip a little pot of Häagen-Dazs onto his belly and we could have an ice Berg. :grinning: :+1:

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you take me by the feelings Freya
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:raising_hand_man:
Me

All the more for us then. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Now this I could eat off.
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now that is strange, eating off a bathroom suite.

Still better than Berg’s buttocks :rofl:

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I’d choose that over eating from some guys ass. :rofl:

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OK let me zoom into the region I meant so there can be no misunderstanding.
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only the soy sauce is on his ass. silly boys. tsk.
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