I thought it should be something that
- involved the number 5
- had VHTV recognition value
- was monumental
- was permanent.
So I refueled my Learjet and flew to the USA. During the flight, I selected 5 images…
…had some calculations performed on a suitable computer, and instructed a group of hired mercenaries to carry out the necessary preliminary work on site.
On the famous side, there are only four heads, and I can’t add anything to it. Besides, people are always coming and going there.
That’s why I planned to do it in a different area, a bit to the northeast. The place isn’t so easy to see anyway.
After landing we took a helicopter to the vicinity of Mount Rushmore and covered the rest of the way in three specialized SHERP UTV vehicles.
The group had already set up the camouflaged base camp. Generator, equipment, and plenty of matte anthracite spray paint were all there.
I could start work immediately. I had to hurry a bit because the next severe thunderstorm was forecast for soon.
After 1571 holes, precisely marked by the laser marker, were drilled and filled with the appropriate amount of explosives, there was a short wait.
When the thunderstorm began, the detonation was launched. There were a few more thunderclaps than usual. Meteorologists explained this by echoes in the mountains.
Even the age-appropriate hairstyles were blasted out perfectly. It’s also clear that the original served as a template.
The computer’s calculations were superb. That’s probably why they’re called supercomputers.
Hackling a planet-formation simulation supercomputer to perform the calculations had a few side effects.
Days later, scientists reported unusual formations in a simulation. They saw microplanetary shapes resembling women’s heads.
The finishing touches were limited to fine-tuning, which was easily accomplished with the electrically powered high-speed chisel.
Nevertheless, it was a few exhausting days and nights. A few touches of anthracite acrylic paint here and there for accents completed the work.
I think the result is quite impressive.
Federal authorities are still searching unsuccessfully for a large group of stonemasons in connection with vandalism.
Evidence secured near the scene of the crime points to female perpetrators.
Among other things, a hammer with a pink handle, wilted flower arrangements, and an (unused) sheet of Hello Kitty toilet paper were found.
Facial recognition systems have so far yielded no results regarding the identity of the women depicted.
Donald T. announced on Twitter that he would be willing to hire those responsible to create a similar artwork of himself and his girlfriends.
He would buy a suitable mountain. In addition to the fee, immunity for Mount Ruschmore would be guaranteed.
However, opinions on this are divided.
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