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Lovely pair of bristols 
You might need to explain that one to our non cockney speaking fellow viewers!
Admittedly I am not a cockney and DID understand the reference BUT…
Ok pal here’s a selection starting with the obvious…tits, boobs,bristols, rack, jugs,melons,baps,Airbags, Areola Alps, Aroogas, Babylons, Bazookas, Bazooms, Beacons, Beanbags, Bebops, Betty Boops, Bewbs, Big Boppers, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Biological thermometer mounts, Bitties, Blinkers, Blouse Bunnies, Blouse Clowns, Blubber Nuggets, Bombers. 
Probably a few more but have ran out for now
My favourite is the Australian ‘norks’. Derived from the prominent udders on the cow used to advertise Norco, New South Wales’ North Coast Dairy Co-Operative .
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Well aussies always were b___dy perverts
And that’s just the ‘B’ section of the alphabet!
B___dy worn out now, fuck the other 24
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Could make a drastic jump to “U”…Udders
Um, actually 25! 
Why 25 for gods sake? already got “A”
Because there are 26 letters in our alphabet and you have only done one of them. 
Oops, sorry, I overlooked the A’s. I literally only saw the B’s… hence my original reply to your list(s).
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Already done “A” you dumbo, come to that there are some “J”, “R” and “T” there so that’s reduced it a bit
Oh and “M”
But some elephants are sooooo cute!
Obviously an effectionate term in your case nice trunk though
Why yes, I love to punch the clowns with the little pope myself… 
Puppies is another 1 ive heard 
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Just one more i have thought of is mammories, i’l go quietly now