Amelie & Lucas (Part 1)

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About as much use as…

  • a chocolate teapot
  • an ashtray on a motorbike
  • tits on a bull
  • a telescopic sight on a knife
  • screen-doors on a submarine
  • a one-legged man at an arse-kicking contest
  • a handbrake on a canoe
  • a bacon sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah
  • a porcelain hammer
  • a bra on a snake
  • a soluble tampon
  • an inflatable pincushion
  • a silencer on an atom bomb
538

When i was an apprentice the biggest joke the guys always did was to send you to the stores and ask for a rubber hammer.
You can b___dy buy them now as i got one and have had for years now :rofl:

539

My days was a left handed screwdriver

540

I’m allway saying “Useful like winter coat to a corpse” :slightly_smiling_face:

541

Hey people on VHTV wear coats.

542

Not often you must admit if anything at all :rofl:

543
  1. They usually have to
  2. You can’t check the pulse from screen
    :slightly_smiling_face:
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544

There is more action over the weekend in a morgue when the coroner is off than in some of these apartment. Get your filthy mind out of the gutter.

545

Surely we must be heading for the s__thole soon or do we have special dispensation for now :roll_eyes:

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546

Then again Jabs caused all this :rofl:

547

Jabs is still trying to come up with a camera sticking solution.

548

Good one :rofl: :+1::+1::+1:

549

Well I suggest back to topic. Amelie & Lucas now have plenty of solutions to mount the cams.

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550

Anyway i’m out for now while i still have my sanity :rofl:

551

Enjoy your Friday :+1:

552

But as Arnold once said, i will be back :rofl:

553

Cya, enjoy and FFS try behave.

554

Why break the habit of a life time :rofl: cya :+1:

555

Yes ok What ever you say Jabbs. Let me write it down. :open_mouth:

556

Amelie put on her best clothes again :heart_eyes:

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