Thanks for the reply, I don’t fully understand what you mean, but thanks anyway.
I imagine Kent would agree with that statement. 
O’rly?
Wait, what?
Hah sorry, I though said you said she was gorgeous. I assumed you were referring to the time spent with Myla.
OoooOOOOooooh…
(Albion retreats into the shadows) 
Thank you, my friend, you are absolutely right. We’ve got in touch and did some magic so now two accounts are merged into former one 
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Thanks, Kaya. As George Formby would say, “Turned out nice again, hehe!” 
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Thank you Kaya, for getting involved and naturally, I have to say welcome back to the forum @Aderyn !!! 
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Y’know, at the risk of sounding very judgemental, (which I’m not being, btw) there’s a part of me wants to airdrop a package of underwear for Malkus. He spends all his time here at this apartment and only seems to have two pairs. (Why is it a pair if it’s only one item? Never understood that. Did people wear only one leg’s worth in the past? I doubt that very much. Weird.) Sadly I’m not in a position to organise an airdrop, not even by pigeon post. Much less afford the brands he appears to favour. And I’m not inferring/implying that he’s a stinky boy, because I’ve seen how often he washes his little chap, so I know he’s a good wholesome lad. Of course, the other thing to do would be for him not to wear any. Mm, yeah, that would probably be the best solution all round … Here’s a poll. 
- Malkus abandons wearing underwear.
- Malkus wears nothing but underwear.
- Malkus extends the use of his underwear by turning them inside out every alternate day.
- Malkus wears both pairs simultaneously.
- Malkus destroys the world by revealing that they aren’t underwear, but are in fact doomsday devices.
- Malkus reveals that he is in fact a cat in disguise, in a move completely unrelated to underwear.
- Malkus knits new underwear using Ramen.
- Malkus travels inter-dimensionally and ______ Albion.
- Malkus finishes a game and has a scintillating conversation about something unrelated while twanging the elastic waistband of his underwear.
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I would have written a poem, but it’s really hot here and fffffffffffff, I just can’t be bothered.
I went away to do things in the kitchen, (as you do), and felt really bad about drawing attention to his pants/underwear habits, so I jotted a poem really quickly (seriously, just a few seconds, so lazy): (clears throat)
Malkus, you are wonderful.
Malkus, you are great.
I shouldn’t have discussed your pants,
I’m really sorry, mate.
Malkus, you are sexy.
Malkus you are hot.
Hmm, yes, this poem’s awful,
and I really should be shot.
Malkus, I apologise, for that, and now for this,
I promise there will be no more.
(God, please let his aim miss!)
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But surely any responsible male gets four days out of a single pair? 
Right way
Back to front
Right way but inside out
Back to front but inside out
#savetheplanet
Malkus not wearing underwear (or anything else, if I may be so bold as to make such a *suggestion, certainly works for me)!
*I am wondering if the word ‘caveat’ could have been used here instead of “suggestion”. Reminds me of a sturgeon (no NOT Nicola)…but no, hang on a minute, that’s caviar! 
@Aderyn I am absolutely loving boys night. I miss the boy hang out. And I miss Guido. 
You and him always were so comfortable with each other. 
The only one missing Guido is Guido
Pity we don’t get to see the conclusion 
Itadakimasu 
Gochisousama 
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