Leo Sayer - The Show Must Go On
Whatever happens… 
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For the times real life hits hard in VHTV. It’s happened…a couple of times 
Dead Kennedys - Too Dr-unk To Fuck
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i just posted it in
but as that is not an uploaded file…
Rockin’1000 That’s Live Official - Smells Like Teen Spirit
a concert usually lasts 4 hours. 1 hour music and than: ‘let me introduce you the band…’
here are a buch of people doing things together.
but that song would only work with the video.
especially for me 
it would be one of this
Xavier Rudd - Follow The San
The Doors - Waiting For The San
Blue Hawaii - Where Is The San
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The Pork Dukes - Telephone Masturbator
Well, here’s one for the average VHTV viewer 
I suppose in this context, it should have been Internet Masturbator. But this is a band from the late 1970’s, and there were no internet back in those days, so a telephone had to do. On the other hand, these days…we have the internet
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nothing to comment here
google translation of the original german lyrics
Genuine, I feel like, pussy is the most powerful thing
Most men do the things they do so they can get pussy
Fuck whoever I want, it’s not a trend, it’s a way of life
Take everything in my mouth, nobody tells me what I’m allowed to say
I’ll save you the Viagra, pussy-popping, I get everyone hard
Sit on his face if he has something to talk about
D-D-Dirty talk, boy, I don’t get wet from flirting anymore
Guys compete with me with a drawer full of toys
Your mommy wants a boss, but before the panties drop
I already have something in my mouth, and it’s no Davidoff
If he’s nice, he can gag and try out the paddle
He’ll get me a ring because my pussy is pierced
I purposely ignored your ex’s text
If the neighbors don’t know your name, baby, it never happened
He wants pussy, I want dick, pussy power (Pussy Power)
Keep licking her until she gives, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
Bubble butt and big tits, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
I’ll fuck whoever I want, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
He wants pussy, I want dick, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
Keep licking her until she gives, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
Bubble butt and big tits, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
I’ll fuck whoever I want, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
Nice weather, boy, let’s fuck!
Don’t mince my words because I’m a bitch!
What kind of character, babe? Look at the tits
If you want me to come, you have to ask me
Pussy tastes like peach, I have Thee Stallion on repeat
Even if he comes, I’ll keep going, just like that, just on principle
I’m nowhere near my peak, I don’t give a damn, as you can see
I have more orgasms a month than German rappers stream, yeah
I sit on his face so he shuts up
When someone’s watching, I come faster, I’ve discovered
I’m with my best friend, yeah, because twice is better
I break hearts from the hip like a bed frame
He wants pussy, I want dick, pussy power (pussy power)
Keep licking her until she gives, pussy power (pussy power)
Bubble butt and big tits, pussy power (pussy power)
I fuck whoever I want, pussy power (pussy power)
He wants pussy, I want dick, pussy power (pussy power)
Keep licking her until she gives gives, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
Bubble butt and big tits, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
I fuck whoever I want, Pussy Power (Pussy Power)
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does that mean fon and internet simultanius? how than masturbate?
Iggy Pop - Pussy Power
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No, back in the day when there were no internet, there were “hot lines” on the phone. And you can hold the phone with one hand
Believe it or not but I have personally never done that. Physically executed telephone masturbating. And I am glad for it. 
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You and me both 
Now how about the internet then?
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missunderstanded
according to your text: one hand fon on the other hand internet 
(it was a joke)
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Oasis - Cigarettes and Alc-ohol
Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a job when there’s nothing worth working for?
It’s a crazy situation
But all I need are cigarettes and alc-ohol!
Let me take this opportunity to say Happy Birthday to Paul “Bonehead” Arthurs, who is turning 60 today. As well as co-founding Oasis in 1991, he played rhythm guitar and occasionally keyboards in the band until he quit in 1999. Cheers 
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Was (Not Was) - Walk the Dinosaur
Dedicated to the vintage batch of the forum members, among them yours truly
Oh no, we ain’t extinct yet 
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Chicory Tip - Cigarettes, Women and Wi-ne (1973)
Popped up in my recommendations just now, and I actually remember the song from back in the day, though I haven’t heard it in ages. Catchy tune, and it somehow seems to fit the mood in the apartments here.
The first line in the song goes like this:
“Every human being has a weakness of kind or he ain’t no human at all”
So we are human after all 
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The lunitics have taken over the asylum, Fun Boy 3
Possibly Big Shot from Billy Joel
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With heartfelt and hopeful dedication to a certain section of the forum members (including yours truly) here in our own strange corner of the world. We do get some fun and joy here 
Pulp - Help the Aged
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Ah, the VHTV forum…
The Miracles - Come On Do the Jerk
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