# Funny's & Jokes (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** All the other stuff\ **Created:** [March 8, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275 "2022-03-08T14:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![Mohrchi](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/mohrchi/32/195599_2.png) [@Mohrchi](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Mohrchi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7170 "2024-03-30T13:20:10Z")
In Germany, the clocks are always set forward one hour on the last weekend in March on the night from Saturday to Sunday. And on the last weekend in October they will be set back by one hour. ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7171 "2024-03-30T13:20:59Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:21pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7172 "2024-03-30T13:21:32Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7173 "2024-03-30T13:22:40Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7174 "2024-03-30T13:29:40Z")
> [@Mohrchi](#): > > In Germany, the clocks are always set… Here in the US, it’s the 2nd Sunday in March and the 1st Sunday in November at 2:00 AM local time. ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7175 "2024-03-30T13:47:54Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7176 "2024-03-30T13:48:13Z")
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**Author:** ![David](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/david/32/823522_2.png) [@David](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/David)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7177 "2024-03-30T13:48:49Z")
No, he didn’t actually. We (tonight…actually to be accurate at 2AM) change from GMT (Greenwich Mean (or Meridian) Time) to BST ( British SUMMER Time). We do however, adopt the Americanised pnumonic of ‘spring forward, fall back’, to remember what happens and when. The time will go forward by one hour. ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7178 "2024-03-30T13:48:50Z")
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**Author:** ![AmberHoster](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/amberhoster/32/409124_2.png) [@AmberHoster](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/AmberHoster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7179 "2024-03-30T14:23:21Z")
![image](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/f/3/5/f358522d3925c109fcaee27defb8cfea824d9451.jpeg) Translation (for those who don’t want to put the translator to work): **INFIDELITY (cuckold type)** 1. Calf (there were only glances) 2. Goat (there were already conversations) 3. Bull (they went out together) 4. Ram (they held hands) 5. Antelope (there were kisses and hugs) 6. Deer (there were spankings) 7. Cow (there was sex) PS: if you have any questions, look in the mirror 😆 ---
**Author:** ![robwin](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/robwin/32/287497_2.png) [@robwin](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/robwin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7180 "2024-03-30T14:33:55Z")
> [@David](#): > > We do however, adopt the Americanised pnumonic of ‘spring forward, fall back’, to remember what happens and when. The time will go forward by one hour. Think you will find it is of english origin, the yanks didn’t invent everything you know 😂 Quote… - The expression can be traced back to **Tudor England**. [In the archery instruction manual “Toxophilus” (1545) by Queen Elizabeth’s tutor, Roger Ascham, the seasons are listed as: “Spring tyme, Somer, faule of the leafe, and winter”](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/spring-forward-fall-back.html)[1](https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/spring-forward-fall-back.html). - The phrase “faule of the leafe” referred to the autumn season when leaves fall from trees. Over time, it was shortened to simply “fall.” ---
**Author:** ![iain](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/iain/32/237011_2.png) [@iain](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/iain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7181 "2024-03-30T14:42:24Z")
Thank you Robwin even on a Saturday you are still able to educate the forum with Good Old Queen Bess’s tutors instructions on how to shoot a longbow, 🍻 ---
**Author:** ![robwin](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/robwin/32/287497_2.png) [@robwin](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/robwin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7182 "2024-03-30T14:45:47Z")
Feeling a bit perkier today, been a bit off with VH all week for some reason 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lazurus_aka_virgil/32/845192_2.png) [@Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lazurus_aka_Virgil)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7183 "2024-03-30T15:11:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7184 "2024-03-30T15:25:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7185 "2024-03-30T15:25:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7186 "2024-03-30T15:25:20Z")
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**Author:** ![Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lazurus_aka_virgil/32/845192_2.png) [@Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lazurus_aka_Virgil)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7187 "2024-03-30T15:35:33Z")
![packaged-goods-cum-and-she-keeps-on-sucking-viaadultgag69](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/7/f/b/7fb55fbeacc36fd3e1dc9365d7d441a6bf66968e.png) ---
**Author:** ![Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lazurus_aka_virgil/32/845192_2.png) [@Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lazurus_aka_Virgil)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7188 "2024-03-30T15:35:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lazurus_aka_virgil/32/845192_2.png) [@Lazurus\_aka\_Virgil](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lazurus_aka_Virgil)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/7190 "2024-03-30T15:46:28Z")
ok the post above was prob to deep , so heres another more shallow one 😜 😜 🤣 🤣 ![38b622433d96acbe68ba10bf4568a230](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/b/a/b/bab717ab7e5aea1a0bf75754f3f41f6308a0d1fe.jpeg) [Previous page](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275.md?page=350) [Next page](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275.md?page=352)