# Funny's & Jokes (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** All the other stuff\ **Created:** [March 8, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275 "2022-03-08T14:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 7:29am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5939 "2023-11-19T07:29:43Z")
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**Author:** ![JonR](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/jonr/32/86881_2.png) [@JonR](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/JonR)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 8:28am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5940 "2023-11-19T08:28:04Z")
![grafik](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/a/6/0/a60aee746bbef4052ea8ec6dd2d8dd934c769a02.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 8:47am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5941 "2023-11-19T08:47:08Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 8:59am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5942 "2023-11-19T08:59:52Z")
# Hey alien, first time on a bus? ![Hey alien. First time on a bus](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/9/7/3/9730a7a8149ed6646c6b1fe98740115885132a4a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:04am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5943 "2023-11-19T09:04:50Z")
# Can You do this? ![Can You do this](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/8/0/a/80a38bc147f94c799c330326e706e64f52dadf1f.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:09am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5944 "2023-11-19T09:09:59Z")
# The perils of dating the wrong person. ![main-qimg-7cda8da5249a230f63ed6a8673f4b601-lq](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/a/3/e/a3e567070b83705a0c6b59769f06f7e13391f718.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:12am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5945 "2023-11-19T09:12:44Z")
# Honey, I caught us a ride. ![Honey, I caught us a ride](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/e/5/a/e5aa95d77ed11cd0db8c885f90a56b30a4861c45.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:13am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5946 "2023-11-19T09:13:28Z")
![main-qimg-574e9d7efac644befefbb287b70421ae](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/c/7/9/c79ee72e28f52224ceb2d4a99cd2dced0eb6bf87.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5947 "2023-11-19T09:16:27Z")
![main-qimg-2ca2627a7ae2c4171a1c8717281b1162](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/e/d/2/ed2682ff588742288ec89e545b3d679c4682ac9c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5948 "2023-11-19T09:16:38Z")
![main-qimg-3a92aff2939c79f5c293afc37db9ad36](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/e/3/e/e3eadc50f81359569516099d7dc54f22fd3db08a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5949 "2023-11-19T09:16:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:17am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5950 "2023-11-19T09:17:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2023, 9:17am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5951 "2023-11-19T09:17:13Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5952 "2023-11-20T09:41:03Z")
# Smoky trails. ![Smoky trails](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/f/e/4/fe43600d7629711479b389124a1f30413a38d008.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2023, 9:43am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5953 "2023-11-20T09:43:14Z")
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**Author:** ![Shyguy](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/shyguy/32/727969_2.png) [@Shyguy](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Shyguy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 12:52am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5954 "2023-11-22T00:52:55Z")
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**Author:** ![robwin](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/robwin/32/287497_2.png) [@robwin](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/robwin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5955 "2023-11-22T03:28:12Z")
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work. They’re sat \_\_\_\_\_ing for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a \_\_\_\_\_. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. “I’ll bet he’s an accountant.” said the first builder. “Looks more like a stockbroker to me.” argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. “Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed fella like you does for a living?” the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied, “I’m a logical scientist.” “A what?” asked the builder. “Let me explain” the man continued, “Do you have a goldfish at home?” A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, “Yes, I do as it happens.” “Well then it’s logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?” “A pond” the builder replied. “Well then it’s logical to assume that you have a large garden.” The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued, “which means it’s logical to assume you have a large house.” “I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself.” the builder said proudly. “Given that you have such a large house, it’s logical to assume that you are married…” The builder nodded again, “Yes, I’m married and we have three c\_\_\_dren.” “Then it’s logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life.” “Five nights a week!” the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, “Therefore it’s logical to assume you don’t masturbate often.” “Never!” the builder exclaimed. “Well there you have it” the man explained, “That’s logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I’ve discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!” The builder left, very impressed by the man’s talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, “I see that smart bloke was in there, did you find out what he does?” “Yeah,” replied the first, “He’s a logical scientist.” “A what?” the puzzled second builder asked. “Let me explain” the first builder continued, “Do you have a goldfish at home?” “No” replied his mate. “Well, you’re a wanker then!” ---
**Author:** ![Shyguy](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/shyguy/32/727969_2.png) [@Shyguy](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Shyguy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 11:25am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5956 "2023-11-22T11:25:47Z")
The power of suggestion ---
**Author:** ![robwin](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/robwin/32/287497_2.png) [@robwin](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/robwin)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5957 "2023-11-22T12:13:01Z")
Very clever 😆 ---
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