# Funny's & Jokes (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** All the other stuff\ **Created:** [March 8, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275 "2022-03-08T14:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![John78](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/john78/32/326498_2.png) [@John78](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/John78)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5479 "2023-09-12T20:10:29Z")
![FB_IMG_1694548914475](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/7/1/3/71397edeff6f177b45d7c335dd4d6a24d829eaf6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5480 "2023-09-12T22:28:28Z")
Putler is safe for any drone attack!| ![afbeelding](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/9/d/1/9d165ee94ccf1fca9541656eb66abb3c46e97010.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5481 "2023-09-12T22:30:17Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5482 "2023-09-12T22:30:47Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5483 "2023-09-12T22:31:07Z")
![pix-dump-1792-059-64d6a191a3bd8](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/a/2/4/a2443eebb9ec954868d9d07f28c33c5619b94bfc.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5484 "2023-09-12T22:31:19Z")
![pix-dump-1792-042-64d6a1912b1c7](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/6/1/f/61f8f5d91277cd83a22bcea7246383e564262d04.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![robwin](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/robwin/32/287497_2.png) [@robwin](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/robwin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5485 "2023-09-13T01:21:10Z")
A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any potatoes? " The stockboy replies “Sorry ma’am, we are out of potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning” The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the potatoes are. The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her “Sorry ma’am, we are out of potatoes, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning” The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks “Where the hell do you keep the potatoes, I need some potatoes right now!” The stockboy, getting frustrated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady “Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your potatoes from the back.” The lady agrees and the man starts the questions. "Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, “C A T”. “Very good!” the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. " The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in potatoes. " She replies “There is no Fuck in potatoes?” To which the stockboy replies “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!” ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5486 "2023-09-13T17:55:35Z")
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**Author:** ![JonR](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/jonr/32/86881_2.png) [@JonR](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/JonR)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5487 "2023-09-13T20:29:09Z")
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**Author:** ![letsdothis](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/letsdothis/32/63487_2.png) [@letsdothis](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/letsdothis)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 1:06pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5488 "2023-09-14T13:06:43Z")
A little six year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His m\_\_\_\_r thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His m\_\_\_\_r says, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a while…” Billy says, “I’m fine, Mommy…I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet. M\_\_\_\_r says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says, “ Works for ketchup." ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5489 "2023-09-16T14:41:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5490 "2023-09-16T14:41:22Z")
![69940974_3029357287134908_4112462487641653248_n](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/1/1/4/1148eb5b8020a2234659955e940ca639f8900c71.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5491 "2023-09-16T14:41:30Z")
![376270616_3496940793860516_4390315455473016468_n](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/f/d/d/fddcfac23aafe6b199b2d9fd39bfc4fddb51bfbf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5492 "2023-09-16T14:41:41Z")
![376749245_843047794287478_1284001070719683695_n](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/3/e/3/3e37b47c06bec52548d4d38b3d2bfcbf7c4c4377.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5493 "2023-09-16T14:41:52Z")
![378177122_7166968989997024_8354524649617857908_n](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/8/2/4/824600e1f45728e738eba6ad1e4342f4d09ca640.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![GladNGrumpy](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/gladngrumpy/32/221203_2.png) [@GladNGrumpy](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/GladNGrumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 3:42pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5494 "2023-09-16T15:42:21Z")
To all the young people of today 😂 ![uznr9](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/uploads/default/original/4X/2/2/4/224c003b4be75097091ad0aa2cf61e5a3727cfd8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![David](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/david/32/823522_2.png) [@David](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/David)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5495 "2023-09-16T18:51:33Z")
One of the most predictable outcomes of a video ever, you might agree! I wonder if even the cat might have guessed what was going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Lukas156546](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/lukas156546/32/817864_2.png) [@Lukas156546](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/Lukas156546)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 7:34pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5496 "2023-09-16T19:34:12Z")
Most cats(at least mine) think that they have superpowers ---
**Author:** ![David](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/david/32/823522_2.png) [@David](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/David)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5497 "2023-09-16T19:35:24Z")
They are supposed to have 9 lives, according to various sources. Not sure how that works though. ---
**Author:** ![JonR](https://forum-cdn.spyhub.tv/user_avatar/forum.spyhub.tv/jonr/32/86881_2.png) [@JonR](https://forum.spyhub.tv/u/JonR)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 8:24am UTC](https://forum.spyhub.tv/t/funnys-jokes-part-1/15275/5498 "2023-09-17T08:24:35Z")
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